game developer. ill never shut the fuck up.

12:55 18 March 20243471

delmondo:

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15:53 17 March 2024355667

snakegay:

gayscreaming:

snakegay:

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

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7:59 17 March 202418919

smoqueen:

toweringclam:

smoqueen:

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Season 2 Episode 9 – The Dinner Machine

Things that are not AI but if you told me they were, I’d believe you.

so much this

21:14 16 March 2024104

grawly:

lets go to boletaria and eat crescent moon grass together……..

no i dont have a nexial binding i just wanted to come visit you

8:04 16 March 20243395

comment-tube:

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16:00 14 March 202480851

bettybeagettymcclanahan:

owlservice:

tourdion:

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this is shocking

Philistines

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12:33 12 March 20244376

miscellaneous-marios:

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10:28 11 March 2024186471

beetledrink:

dorkery:

accio-shitpost:

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post

9:56 10 March 202420498

supermariomamafucker:

the 100th annual straight-passing bisexual couples egg and spoon race is tomorrow you guys

21:46 9 March 2024685

grawly:

You are brave.

I’m gonna say it… if someone push me like that I don’t think I would be too happy… sorry….